My granddaughter Lennox had a life-altering experience … at 3-years-old. Things will never be the same for her or her parents. She’s been reborn. Her finicky eating habits are gone, and she eats whatever they put in front of her. At the end of the day, she hops in bed and puts her head on …
I didn’t take physics in high school because I was afraid it would tarnish my academic record and keep me from getting into the college of my choice with the greatest opportunity for partying. Nevertheless, I developed a scientific theory that could qualify me for the Nobel Prize in Physics if not the Nobel Prize …
I have a terrible confession to make. Every time I went to my favorite supermarket, the cashier asked for donations to one cause or another … so I started going someplace else. She’d stare at me with a solicitous look that only cashiers who worked in the development office of Yale University or United Way …
I discovered the ‘in’ place to go on Saturday. It isn’t the cinema, Starbucks, T.J. Maxx or Fitness Edge. It’s the town dump. Get hip, c’mon down! The lines are so long, it’s like sneaking into Studio 54 back in the crazy disco days or going to a matinee of “Hamilton” wearing your Make America …
I was driving through the mountains on a hot summer day when I came upon a long line of traffic following an old Volkswagen Beetle, struggling to make it up a hill as the four-cylinder engine rattled and belched under the strain. I pulled up alongside to pass and saw a fellow who looked like …
I went to dinner with some friends recently, and a guy who has a large brain kept quoting great thinkers of Western Civilization. By the end of the evening, it felt like I’d been sitting next to the editor of Bartlett’s Familiar Quotations on a flight from JFK to Singapore … in coach. He quoted …
We had a major crisis in our home the other day. Hysteria erupted, followed by outrage and panic. We were on the verge of societal collapse and anarchy. The Internet was down. No email, no FaceTime, no New York Times, no Instagram, no Fox News, no Weather Channel, no Pandora, no Amazon Prime, no nothing. …
Joe Pisani discusses how throw pillows are taking over his life.
Joe Pisani talks about the horrors of malls in his latest column.
